DNI bootlickers, racists, transphobes, homophobes, anti-choicers, white supremacists and fascists. Every single one of you can eat shit and fucking die.
Oh and that fucking crab day post sends shivers down my spine btw. I say this as someone who owns multiple pieces of tumblr merch — support them if you want, or don’t, I don’t care, but we are NOT turning a tech corporation into our poor little wet meow meow who deserves all our money uwu. We are NOT pressuring normal ass people into donating to resolve a company’s millions in debt as if it’s some important charitable cause.
Ok, but this illustrates perfectly how school is designed to teach us how to work.
^^^ yes. Children shouldn’t have to live like this either. It fucking sucks.
what the fuuuuuck
this is a short horror story
Please make sure to reblog this with the explanation you guys:
The toddler doesn’t know Alexa is a name; as far as they’re concerned it’s a word that makes things happen. If the kid was saying “please play baby shark” it would mean literally the same thing to them because they don’t really understand language yet.
The toddler is mimicking adult behavior because they have seen adults say things that start with “Alexa” and have learned that starting a request with “Alexa” makes it more likely to be fulfilled. This kid has learned something about how their world works purely through observation! This isn’t a bad thing! It’s just been misapplied and it’s up to the parents to correct their speech as they grow enough to understand the difference.
"the writer's strike could stop the MCU from making new movies for months!" fuck dont dirtytalk me like that. it's only 9:34 am
they weren't lying blood loss really does make you stupid as hell i've grabbed my can of deodorant and tried to crack it open like a soda 3 times now (<- i'm fine btw just had an insane nosebleed)
me as a vampire sprinting out of tk maxx with a mannequin in my mouth
the SJWs have put down mr. beast for his charitable efforts
