If I ever shave my legs I wanna shave my legs in a ♡self care♡ kind of way with a cute razor and a cute shaving cream and moisturize after and touch my smooth legs happily after but never in the ~I am oppressed woman who wants to please a man and not get stared at in public so I shave to not be weird so others will find me attractive~ kind of way and I highly suggest you don't either ♡
"europeans are soooo much more enlightened and anti-racist than americans" haha sooo true, quick question, how do you feel about romani people?
Oh and that fucking crab day post sends shivers down my spine btw. I say this as someone who owns multiple pieces of tumblr merch — support them if you want, or don’t, I don’t care, but we are NOT turning a tech corporation into our poor little wet meow meow who deserves all our money uwu. We are NOT pressuring normal ass people into donating to resolve a company’s millions in debt as if it’s some important charitable cause.
this is a short horror story
Please make sure to reblog this with the explanation you guys:
The toddler doesn’t know Alexa is a name; as far as they’re concerned it’s a word that makes things happen. If the kid was saying “please play baby shark” it would mean literally the same thing to them because they don’t really understand language yet.
The toddler is mimicking adult behavior because they have seen adults say things that start with “Alexa” and have learned that starting a request with “Alexa” makes it more likely to be fulfilled. This kid has learned something about how their world works purely through observation! This isn’t a bad thing! It’s just been misapplied and it’s up to the parents to correct their speech as they grow enough to understand the difference.
- That is absolutely an accurate assessment about what is technically happening from a language development perspective
- That the child is holding his mother’s face and speaking into her eyes the magic command that makes things happen does not make this any less of a horror story







